My friend E is very wise. She once taught me that you can always spot a stoner because whenever they stand up they do a quick one two over their shoulder to check if they have left anything behind. Its true. On the bus, in the library, at the burrito joint… there’s always a chance that i left a tiny piece of my brain where i was sitting.
E also taught me that cheap peach shnapps is a really good pick me up if you’re at a rave and you’ve taken drugs and you think you might call it a night. At first I was skeptical, then I tried it at a chemical brothers gig when i was so mangled I was close to rolling down a hill. 24 hours later i was still going strong!
E is a genius. I should have known this from the first time we hung out when she offered me a cigarette. But you don’t smoke cancer sticks, I said. She doesn’t. It was a box full of pre-rolled spliffs. Genius.
Weeds - Season 4
“I wake up, get dressed, drive to work, take my brain out of my skull, place it in a draw, spend the next nine hours smiling at people pretending to be interested in their happiness, tolerating the company of my co-workers and staring at the clock.”
