Deep and Dirty

Fanny and Boner write a blog together. Its our bouncing beautiful baby (who grew up to be a pornstar)


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Hot. I want to stroke it.

Hot. I want to stroke it.

Now this is a good tattoo.

Now this is a good tattoo.

Hallowed be thy name

Hallowed be thy name

Yep totally would even tough you are wearing a thong nappy thing and have probably had a full body shave. Do you think after this photo was taken they all started sumo wrestling? A big ol, man on man on man on man, public wrestle. I hope so.

Yep totally would even tough you are wearing a thong nappy thing and have probably had a full body shave. Do you think after this photo was taken they all started sumo wrestling? A big ol, man on man on man on man, public wrestle. I hope so.

[ Dribbles on keyboard ]

[ Dribbles on keyboard ]

Scandinavian men are special. Fact.

Scandinavian men are special. Fact.

This is from an exhibition called  Extinked illustrating the most endangered species in the British Isles. Each of the 100 drawings was then tattooed onto a volunteer, in some small way keeping their species alive. Awesome.

This is from an exhibition called  Extinked illustrating the most endangered species in the British Isles. Each of the 100 drawings was then tattooed onto a volunteer, in some small way keeping their species alive. Awesome.

Please God, may my as-yet-unknown future life partner (if they exist) stay sexy when as we get older and not turn into a balding impotent fatso.
In return i promise to do my Kegel exercises, get a boob lift if needed and install a sex swing in the basement.

Please God, may my as-yet-unknown future life partner (if they exist) stay sexy when as we get older and not turn into a balding impotent fatso.

In return i promise to do my Kegel exercises, get a boob lift if needed and install a sex swing in the basement.

Rad-rad-radeo

Rad-rad-radeo

Who is this girl? The one standing up.
I’ve put her on the bloggy before, she makes me want to get naked and obey orders.

Who is this girl? The one standing up.

I’ve put her on the bloggy before, she makes me want to get naked and obey orders.

Catcher in the Rye

Catcher in the Rye

This reminds me of Finlandia.

This reminds me of Finlandia.