LENT
Being the religious person I am (ie religion is bullshit) I have decided to give up Sex for Lent. I have decided the random one night stands are pointless and are getting me nowhere. I have come to terms with the fact that I am in love with someone who is not here and wont be for a long time and all the random boning I have been doing to try and distract myself from this point is very stupid. It is what it is and it will be what it will be.
So from now until April 4th I will be sex free. It’s not gonna be easy and Im not even sure I can do this but I will give it my very best shot….
I was so impressed with the mature post I just put up and how I walked away.
But on second thought, it’s simple: I want you. I’m just too pussy to say so.
We need to find a safe person for ‘The Week’.
And someone to look after Papi? I don’t think we should be trusted. Probably best to lock all sharp objects and knives in a cupboard as well.
This is really odd. Tori Black rings a bell and a cock pops out of a hole. She fucks it, then it disappears then another cock pops out of another hole. And so on. It’slike Big brother but with cocks instead of cameras.
Holy crap i could marry this man. He looks like a grown up version of the first boy who ever asked me out (a very tall, skinny, French basketballer. I said no because I was too in awe of him. Silly girl) plus this one has dapper rude boy style which means we could endlessly skank around the front room listening to ska and roots reggae
This gives me so much hope.
You see how I tried to find a more original way to say “this is hot” on my Stoya post? By writing about curry? Well I’m out of inspiration now, all i can say this time is:
HOT
