Deep and Dirty

Fanny and Boner write a blog together. Its our bouncing beautiful baby (who grew up to be a pornstar)


Send us cock and gash (no uglies) ilikeitdeepanddirty@gmail.com

French Ragga flex. So boom.

For all my ladies who deserve the world (and nothing less)

x f

Man Next Door covered by Massive Attack

This would be so sucha fucking tune to have sex to.

margot-tenenbaum:

This is the best soundtrack for a lazy Sunday.

Agreed.

margot-tenenbaum:

This is the best soundtrack for a lazy Sunday.

Agreed.

I AM PRESIDENT OF HOOCHIE LAND

Fanny is DJing again next Saturday (20th Feb) at Satellite Lounge in Williamsburg, NY.

Reggae, punk and music to put a smile on your face.

I used to dance around the kitchen to Elvis while my mum did the ironing. I dreamed of our wedding. He may have been my first celebrity crush. Obviously this was before I discovered Elvis didn’t stay young forever and turned into a …swamp thing.

Still, this is a TUNE Mr.P.

This is the current UK chart top 20…

It is full of utter shit. 3oh3 (the worst band in the whole world), the fucking glee cast(is this a joke?), owl city (no idea), Saturdays (slags) and a whole bunch of shit, boring, unoriginal music.

I totally get why you hate gaga but you cannot dispute she has a lovely arse…

Everything she does looks sick and I bet she is proper filth. I also really like some of her choons. Of course she is not Freddie, no one will ever be Freddie. You simply cant compare this new breed of fraff to the old school.

RIP Freddie, We <3 you forever.

I love this man, this album, this film. “You been fornicating!” being my favourite line.

I first discovered Jimmy Cliff on one of my late teenage birthdays, alone with a man who tried to pull a knife on me a few hours earlier. We had never met before that moment, and I never imagined that afterwards I would end up back at his mum’s house at 4am watching The Harder They Come and eating leaftover roast dinner.

We developed an odd friendship after that despite his drug habit, the violence and me refusing point blank to ever sleep with him. I think that’s what kept that friendship growing. Until a series of events involving me, him and some ‘friends’ of his. I had to leave town for a while after that and feel physically sick every time my phone rang. It was always him or one of them and I would hand my phone immediately to whatever guy friend was nearest. I smoked a lot of weed and drank a lot to forget that I was maybe actually scared.

He told me near the end that he would still recognise me if I was old or fat or shaved my hair off, that I couldn’t stay away forever. It’s been 4 years now, I wonder if he’s even alive.

ENTER THE REALM OF SATANNNNNNNNN

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nostalgicdreams:

This is my city | Timothy Victor

ANNOTATIONS OF AN AUTOPSY

check em out, i shall be interviewing them on the radio show soooon.

BIG UP

I cant believe I like a song by sting.

Zao - Pudgy Young Blondes with Lobotomy Eyes

Pudgy young blondes with lobotomy eyes
Keep their fingers down their throat to attract all the guys
Who will drug them at bars and take them home to his friends
She’ll wake up the next day and she’ll not do it again

Mayday Mayday
The captain lost control again
The fucking ship is breaking up
We’re going down in flames
Mayday Mayday
Man overboard again
The sharks already circling
They only eat the brave
The SS Death lost everything
No one here can fucking swim
So baby, baby hold me tight
While I drown myself in you tonight
Mayday Mayday
The ship has hit the rocks again
This isn’t going to fucking work
We’re heading to our graves
Mayday Mayday
The captains lost his way we’re sinking in the river sticks
No one can escape
Ladies and Gentlemen
May I have your attention please
This is the captain of your ship
I’m sorry we depart this way
You left me broken hearted
But I never loved you anyway