The End
Yesterday Fanny and Boner split up.
I feel that in the space of a few hours we went from being on the same page about everything to being completely different books. In different libraries. On opposite sides of the world.
Neither of us is the Wicked Witch who ruined everything, neither of us is the Prince Charming who has the benevolence to make everything ok. This is not a fairytale, it just is, shit happens.
We only have one friend in common so that will make it easier. When she eventually gets married and we are in the same room there will be so many other people there that we won’t even have to acknowledge each other. I can’t risk having someone in my life who will throw me out as easily as you did yesterday when you called me a spiteful cunt and told me to fuck off.
Deep and Dirty = Done.
Fanny and Boner Summer 2010-Part 4
Fanny and Boner Summer 2010 Part 5
This is what Boner does to Fanny if she eats all the seitan out of the burrito
Fanny and Boner Summer 2010-Part 3
This is what happens to Boner when she eats all of Fanny’s peanut butter.
Fanny and Boner Summer 2010-Part 2
It’s true. Becoming Fanny’s mate is not an easy task. She wont open that emotional door for just anyone but if you fight hard enough and she likes you enough you can totally break through. Once you are through the other side it is SO worth it. Fanny is one of the greatest people I have ever met in my life, and i’ve met my fair few awesome peeps.
Boner and Fanny are very different people. Fanny is calm and collected, Boner is frantic and crazy. Fanny likes reggaeton, Boner likes german metal. Fanny gives the best advice, Boner is always mashed.
I worked hard to get Fanny in my life, she tried to be mean to me. She ignored my calls but goddamn it I persisted and I am so happy I did. Fanny has changed my life and the way I think and for that baby I thank you. This beautiful image goes out to our beautiful friendship <3
I love you with all my heart and your breasts in that white top are FANTASTIC!!
Fanny and Boner summer 2010 part 1
I want you. right now. sitting opposite me. laughing.
